Friday, December 15, 2006
Sry i havent bin updating, its cos of the recent internet crisis where Bill Gate bought over the internet around the area of my house so that he can update porno onto my history and get my dad sued cos he raped him in college:D (that is the coolest excuse :)
Ok back to whining bout my life.
I had a sleepover with GeiYew's house. We watched a movie called Mortal Kombat ( its combat spelt with a K. I dunno y? Maybe because half the cast are from Hong Kong. Anyway lets just try and follow this cos its kinda cool, i mean Kool:D). It was a kool movie with lots of dying and kheesy lines.
However i kant stop wondering, about those losers that got pwned by Gorro, the 4 handed monster prinke with big muskles and small pines. If their role was to go to the tournament just to get pwned, why even send them?
It was an intruiging question. Although some ppl might find this question stupid or retarded to not worth the time. I have 1 work to say to you SKREW OFF!!! (haha just had to add this to make the thing more emo or else ppl will start questioning my sexuality)
Anyway my fren WoShiGei, said that it was to inkrese their khankes of winning the mortal kombat so that they kan save the Earth relam from kertain destruktion by evil sorkeror Sheng Tsung and the Evil Emporer.
But then again he is mighty gay and if he had a punani his brains would be there.
So i kame up with a theory myself. Maybe they are purposely trained wrong as a joke, so that they kould be sent to the tournament as komik releif:D! I mean who wouldn't want to see the Sheng Tsung dude say "YOUR SOUL IS MINE!" one last time!!
But then i thought to myself what i was trained as a joke sinke young, so that ppl kould laugh at me when i whimper in their fak(c)e. Maybe if i was to be an martail artist i would have joke moves like, "put my ass to your face" or "balls to your fist teqnique". You know loser moves. That would be miserable innit?
That is enuff emo whining for today. Anyways "YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!"
Emo.Kidzx.Lonely.Life.Blacknessness.Dark.Room.Harrassed.Rapped.By.My.Life.Sucks.Death.BananaJuice
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PROFILE
my life sucks.
i am lonely.
cos i am gay and society wurn accept me. i am also chinese, malay and indian mixed. What do you get when you mix roti prata, meerubus and chiken rice together. You get RotiMeeru Rice.
But thats not the point.
Back to my emo life.
My mom canes me at night cos my face is ugly and my dad rapes me afterwards cos hes gay to.
Why am i suffering. I dont understand.
i am
Emo.Kidzx.Lonely.Life.Blacknessness.Dark.Room.Harrassed.Rapped.By.My.Life.Sucks.Death.BananaJuice
