Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Haji Mai Tous Sai Mas Ji Tai Muasta Fujitsu Mitsubishi Sanyo Daikin Pikachu Goldeen Ekans Ryhorn Rydon Mew Mewtwo...
Thats pretty much all the Jap words i know.
But to fulfill my ambition to become the sexiest Jap to English translator in the world, i have to learn more words.
TODAY!!! I CAO san learn big word... Bigger than ur cock...Slightly Smaller than Jesus (:D) The word is... (if done properly u r meant to scroll down)
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUKKKKKKKAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!
(i dunno how many double letters there are so this came out)(By now half of u readers will be going to wikipedia.com to search for the meaning of BBBBUUUKKKKAAAKKKEEEEE. Don't you will spoil the fun the mystery that is BBBBUUUUKKKKKAAAAAKKKEEEEEE!!!!)
Yeah! It is so freakin versitile!!!! For your information, i have not been paying attention in school since i was 5, so i wont be using big words like adjective, verb, noun or watever. Thats why i wanna become the sexiest not the best:D
It can be used as a thing word, like when you go up to a waitress in MacDonalds in like Japan or smth, u can order
"One large cup of BBBBUUUKKAAKKKKKKKEEE without ice!"
It can be used as a movement word. Usually when its late in JapanLand moms will go up to their children and go "Son its late, lets go BBBBBBUUUUUKKKKAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE!!!!"
A movement description word, "The Japanese fired multiple shot onto his head just like BBBBOOUUUUKKKKAAAKKKKKEEEE!!!"
Or even just a plain describtion word "Your forehead is hot as BBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEE, are you ok?"
I have not much time to go on about its usefulness cos its so versitle there can be a freakin encyclopedia on how useful it is.
In fact it is so useful it can replace all the basic words of construction like the, is, a and whatever. WOW!!!
So now presenting my proudest, most literally and historically accurate Japanese translation of William Shakespeares Lord of the Ring Act 1 Scene 1 Page 1 Word 1
BBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEE
BBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEE
BBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEE
BBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEE
BBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEEBBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEE
I can smell my freakin NOBEL PRIZE for literiture that changed the world or whatever. It smells like BBBBBUUUKKKKAAAAKKKEEE. Yeah
Emo.Kidzx.Lonely.Life.Blacknessness.Dark.Room.Harrassed.Rapped.By.My.Life.Sucks.Death.BananaJuice
Emo.Kidzx.Lonely.Life.Blacknessness.Dark.Room.Harrassed.Rapped.By.My.Life.Sucks.Death.BananaJuice
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9:53 pm
PROFILE
my life sucks.
i am lonely.
cos i am gay and society wurn accept me. i am also chinese, malay and indian mixed. What do you get when you mix roti prata, meerubus and chiken rice together. You get RotiMeeru Rice.
But thats not the point.
Back to my emo life.
My mom canes me at night cos my face is ugly and my dad rapes me afterwards cos hes gay to.
Why am i suffering. I dont understand.
i am
Emo.Kidzx.Lonely.Life.Blacknessness.Dark.Room.Harrassed.Rapped.By.My.Life.Sucks.Death.BananaJuice
